Diarrhea Detective: The Cookie Conspiracy
Five panels showing Paul inventing a case, following his own evidence, and suffering septic consequences.
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Panel 1
Exhibit A: The Cookie Jar
Mom confronts Paul with the cookie jar as evidence.
Paul sits in his room that smells like moldy laundry and ambition gone sour. His mom towers over him,
holding the cookie jar like courtroom evidence. She explains that inventing crimes does not make you
a detective. Paul disagrees internally. -
Panel 2
Midnight Legend Mode
Paul patrols the yard dressed like a detective.
Paul exits the house convinced destiny is watching. The trench coat goes on.
The magnifying glass is raised. Curtains close. A legend is forming.-
Wardrobe: trench coat confidence -
Tooling: magnifying glass the size of shame -
Witnesses: neighbors, curtains, judgment
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Panel 3
Crumb Trail Discovery
Paul discovers a suspicious crumb trail.
Paul freezes over a trail of crumbs he does not recognize.
This is because he made them himself earlier. -
Panel 4
The Kingpin’s Lair
The trail ends at a rotten pit.
Paul leans over the hole convinced greatness awaits.
It does not. -
Panel 5
Septic Baptism
Paul receives consequences.
Paul falls into septic sludge.
History does not remember him kindly.
Cookie Conspiracy: Evidence Reel
Exhibit footage of the case collapse.