Paul the Diarrhea Detective chases a runaway toilet paper roll, only to stumble into an underground cabal of toilet paper gnomes who beat him senseless and leave him rolling in their filth.

Paul the Diarrhea Detective chases a TV news story about a mysterious beast, bungles through the forest, mistakes his own shadow for clues, and ends up drenched in mop water filth.

A tragicomic 5 panel story where wannabe sleuth Paul plants a cookie caper, follows his own crumbs into the yard, and faceplants into a septic sludge finale.